You know your a mom of boys when...

These are all true events, but not just with my boys, but brothers and cousins too.
  • You sit down to use the bathroom and find a booger on the shower curtain.
  • You sit down to use the bathroom only to realize he DIDN'T LIFT the seat.
  • You have to explain that your legs are not the interstate for hot wheels.
  • You are folding CLEAN laundry and find a sand filled sock or two.
  • You have to make the reminder that after bath we need to wear clothes.
  • You have uttered the words "We don't answer the door naked!" 
  • You are constantly reminding them to wear pants.
  • You understand that Legos are the greatest invention of all time!
  • The bathroom sink always looks like there is some form of science experiment taking place that involves any combination of the following items; food, toilet paper, toothpaste, lotion or toilet water.
  • You have to explain the dangers of booger eating.  (I don't know them so I made some up).
  • You hear constant mouth sounds such as; truck sounds, clapping, hooting, and roaring.
  • You reach in your purse for your keys and pull out a monster truck.
  • Can't understand the need to break things to see what will happen.  Hello!  it broke!!!!
  • Finally, you know your a mom of boys when you find all of these frustrations endearing and know you will miss them all one sad day. God bless our little men!

1 comment:

  1. Apparently boogers will neither sicken, slow down nor stunt growth (in fact growth may accelerate as a result of booger eating). Icky is a whole different matter.

    YKYAMoB when you have a tussle getting them into the bathtub and another to get them out.

    YKYAMoB if you find yourself looking for kitty when the toilet flushes.

    YKYAMoB if your sweet babies first word is "bug" (pointing a stubby finger at the window)

    YKYAMoB if planning a vegetable garden includes an area for Tonka Truck construction.

    YKYAMoB when dress up involves daddy's cowboy boots and hat and absolutely nothing else.

    YKYAMoB if a majority of pictures were snapped because of the spaghetti sauce all over their face or falling asleep on their plate. He really isn't that dirty all the time, and the dog wasn't the only one to wash his face, but when grandma looks at the pictures....

    Thanks D! fun post